Sunday, January 18, 2009

Don't Bring Me Down

Today being Sunday, I've ingested my weekly dose of printed news to discover that according to the experts, tomorrow will be the most depressing day of the year.

As if to prove it, a press release in my inbox announced that the Irish Writers Centre lost its funding from the Arts Council. To be (reluctantly) fair, the Arts Council has lost funding itself, so we writers aren't the only ones suffering.

The Writers Centre has come out of its corner swinging, so to speak, and its petition of protest has been signed by all the brightest stars of Ireland's literary firmament, except perhaps Ken Armstrong, who's been mysteriously omitted from the published list. While they're rectifying that, you can book your place to meet Costa Award-winning author Sebastian Barry at the Writers Centre benefit evening on Wednesday 22 January. Like most other literary events in Ireland, it's in Dublin in the evening, and as the last train leaves the city soon afterwards, I can't go.

No comment.

Aside from having a now gloomier expectation regarding continued funding for myself from the Arts Council, this Day of Depression tomorrow is actually looking up, I think.

Reasons to be cheerful:

1. January's almost over, and as I think January is a poop month in general, WOO HOO!

2. Wednesday is my hubby's birthday, which will be a fine excuse to eat cake, indulge in lovely thick steaks for dinner, then eat more cake, and buy him new pyjamas after eating some cake. One friend has asked me why I buy him presents when he won't buy them for me, and my answer is that this one is for me. His old pyjamas are so old and the elastic so worn that every morning when he gets out of bed, I get mooned. Believe me, this birthday couldn't arrive soon enough.

3. Our American friends have the day off in honour of Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr. The rest of us can lean over each other's cubicle walls all day Monday and moan to each other that we should have the day off as well. It beats working anyhow.

4. Speaking of faraway places, Aer Lingus has a January sale on, which means you can go to several European cities for a tenner, or all the way across the ocean for €136. Seriously. So, to cheer myself even more, I'm taking them up on the offer and will spend half of February in my favourite place on earth. (uh, sorry Cavan, but you know even English Mum isn't too happy with you either, just now.)

5. January 2009 has FIVE Thursdays, that's FIVE paydays, and how depressed can you be after noticing that?

6. Tomorrow is also the day before Tuesday, and this coming Tuesday isn't just ANY Tuesday. If you're excited about it, WEbook wants stories about your experience of Inauguration Day, with a deadline of 21st January (tight, huh?).

And there's plenty more to keep your writing hands busy:

Writers' Digest runs a bimonthly competition based on a writing prompt: it's only 750 words so give it a go.

If you enjoy the Christine Kringle series, you've got less than two weeks to write a plot for her and (possibly) win $5000. Woooo. Details here; book purchase necessary.

6Sentences wants your six sentences. Thats it. Anything you like, in six sentences.

Writing4all has chosen January 2009 to launch some writing competitions, which you can check out on their website. I particularly like the GUBU competition, which asks for "the best Grotesque, Unbelievable, Bizarre and Unprecedented original book title together with a brief summary of the contents (maximum 250 words)". Ooo...tempting, tempting. I've been feeling a bit GUBU myself lately, so might try my hand at it.

If nothing above tempts you to pick up a pen and write, well, what do you like to read? Post about that on your blog, and send the link to Catherine over at Sharp Words. I'll be writing my own post for that project later this week, and thinking of my favourite reading material has perked me up quite a bit.

See, the week's not shaping up to be all bad, is it? ...unless you (like myself) now have the Electric Light Orchestra singing in your head. Sorry about that.

20 comments: join in!:

Terence McDanger said...

No, no, no, no, no-oh-ooooo, A WOO HOO!!!!

And I was singing it as soon as I saw the title.

Damn you Susan. Damn you.

A WOO-HOO!!!

Susan said...

AAAAGH! It backfired!
Because, I'd forgotten the A-WOO-HOOs and now that's all I can hear ROFLLL

Susan said...

On second thought McDanger, you should sing it all day tomorrow in the office---that will cheer EVERYONE up, they need you. Go on.

Catherine @ Sharp Words said...

ARGH! I do indeed have ELO in my head and I didn't even notice properly until I saw your last line.

In other news, thanks for the plug...

And it may be 5 paydays for you, but it means 5 weeks with only 1 payday for me - and it's worse, actually, since our December payday is always well before the end of the month, so December's pay will have had to stretch for a whole extra week... :(

But hey, I'm still better off than the Irish Writers Centre. That loss of funding is a really *insert appropriately strong language here*.

K8 the Gr8 said...

All hail the queen of optimism!!! Reverse Psychology or not, I'm really looking forward to tomorrow now :)

Most excellent pyjama story by the way... I'm still trying to get your husband's crack out of my mind's eye.

Radge said...

Please don't encourage him to sing, Susan. My ears won't respond well (though he's actually a fine tenor).

Saw that about the Centre, made for very depressing news.

Also, may I add, the Davy Byrnes Short Story deadline is February 2nd and, no, I haven't started yet.

Hate January.

Susan said...

Oh Catherine, sorry about the fifth week then. But February must be cheerful being so short, and hey, tomorrow it will be closer. Right?

K8, sorry about the mental image there---if it's too disturbing just imagine the pyjama bottoms singing the title track of this post! HA!

Susan said...

Radge, we are souls in harmony I suppose, commenting at the same time.

There are some mighty fine competitions to enter about this time, and I'd forgotten Davy Byrnes. I have nothing for it! I'm not good at meeting deadlines.

bfs ~ "Mimi" said...

I so love your attitude. You are astoundingly, delightfully chipper and witty! Love it love it love it!!!

I need to start subscribing to Writer's Digest again. I always loved that magazine. Perhaps it would inspire me to start writing for submission again, rather than only on my fun-filled blog.

SandyCarlson said...

Happy birthday to your husband!

All this funding cutback stuff scares me silly...

But...in addition to MLK Day, we have inauguration day on Tuesday. Let's hope the cool young dude and his team of smart people do all the right things and the knock on effect is good for everybody.

Take care!

Susan said...

Thanks, Mimi and Sandy!

Kay said...

I hope it's a big cake, a big chocolate cake, a big chocolate cake with vanilla ice cream, a big chocolate cake, vanilla ice cream with a dollop of whipped cream and cherries.

I'm feeling cheerful already! We're planning to watch the inauguration at my daughter's place on her big screen TV with a bottle of champagne. I'm not a big champagne person but what the heck.

Hmmm... maybe I'll get a chocolate cake, too.

Ken Armstrong said...

Thanks for the mench, Susan. :)

If they put me on, I'll surely sign. 'Small fry, me, though.

(Criticisms of the punctuation of this comment are not encouraged)

Susan said...

Kay, you know what I like! LOL Tuesday will be one of the rare days that I wish we had a television; we live too far to get a decent signal and I'm too cheap to go for satellite, so we do without. I might start calling 'round the friends and neighbours however...perhaps if I offered to bring champagne and chocolate cake?? Yes!

Ken, I was amazed at the omission, really, but I'm sure they're fixing it as we speak. Meanwhile, the comments shall remain punctuation-criticism-free, certainly.
;-)

Elizabeth said...

Okay, so the song was going through my head before the end of your post...not surprising. And who could be depressed with that going on? In fact, I'm feeling inspired enough to post on my own now, which I haven't done for a few days, as we have reached the end of term and I have been working on 55 comments about kids. That's 55 paragraphs to write and proof; I'm not a writer, like you. Yuck!

Susan said...

Oh, yikes, Elizabeth good luck! I used to have to write up quarterly staff reports which I thought was bad (and it is) but wow, 55? Well when that chore's over with, THAT'S a reason to be happy! I've missed your posts.

And then, we're almost halfway through the year and looking forward to summer. I so need some summer.

Peggy said...

Susan;
You are so up beat, I love reading your blog.
I have not had chocolate cake in so long... I want some. Maybe a cupcake would be ok .....since I've taken chocolate and sugar off my good for me list. A little bit of everything is good for the soul!
Oh Happy B-day to your husband!

Susan said...

Hi Peggy! Enjoy your chocolate--there have been recent studies like this one reported by Science Daily that show chocolate compounds can even fight cancer. The lead author says this doesn't mean that eating chocolate will cure or prevent cancer, but I say hell it couldn't hurt to try. Personally I'm trying pretty hard.

I have to make our cakes from scratch because our son is autistic and coeliac so they're wheat-free for him, low-sugar for me, and have organic dark chocolate (because "in for a penny in for a pound"). I guess I should feel healthier? LOL Happier anyhow; chocolate would be hard to give up.

hope said...

Well, with all due respect to Matt, I'd rather have that song in my head than another ABBA tune. :)

The PJs made me laugh...what do men have against elastic which makes them keep garments where gravity is the winner?

Yes, any excuse to eat chocolate is a good day. Tomorrow the Supervisor is joining us for lunch. I feel bad because I'll feed her and then the seniors will snack on her. ;)

Happy birthday to the man who gifted you with 3 beautiful kids and no doubt nourishes your sense of humor.

Susan said...

Hope, lunch with a Supervisor? Shouldn't you all-- pardon me-- y'all be watching the Inauguration? I would, if I had a telemavishon.

Thanks for the birthday wishes...he is indeed responsible for more than a few laughs. Although I KNOW the PJs situation is completely on purpose.

LOL

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